I've been watching way too much TV. My mind is wandering.

Question: If you are a 'beautiful person' and you want to be famous, where do you go?

Answer: Hollywood - of course!

Question: If you are one of a million beautiful people and you can't get noticed, what do you do?

Answer: You hang on, get a real job, party on and probably marry another beautiful person.

Question: Do two beautiful people produce beautiful children?

Answer: Duh! Ya think so? (Hollywood patois for 'of course!)

Question: When Hollywood is overcrowded with beautiful people hoping for a break, what do they do?

Answer: The live as close to Hollywood as possible.

Question: What is the result of a lot of beautiful people living in the same general location?

Answer: The whole area is full of beautiful people.

Southern California is THE breeding ground for beautiful people. Beautiful, vain, often shallow, desperate people waiting for a break. And other beautiful people from all over the country go there with the hope of getting discovered.

The problem is, they all start looking alike. A blond is a blond. They all have cute little noses, they all have pouty lips, or strong jawlines and cleft chins. And they are all as similar as cookie-cutter gingerbread men and women. Boring. Blah. Beautiful, but if pressed to describe one of them, it would sound like "dyed, streaked hair, big boobs, lots of makeup" or "square jawed, bed-head hair". That about sums them all up.

Here are a few faces I'd prefer to look at. I took these at the 2009 Dickens Faire in San Francisco. Aren't they outrageous?

This is my favorite group of beautiful faces!